I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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