so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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