You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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