Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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