remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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