i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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