I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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