I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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