Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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