elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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