I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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