I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Put some vodka in it
put some vodka in it
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.