i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie