i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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