take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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