Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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