No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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