Non-Jews are for practice
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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