i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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