Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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