Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
She even gives head with a lisp.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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