Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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