i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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