i just google imaged poop.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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