I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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