Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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