IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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