Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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