can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You made out with two different species that night
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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