But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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