Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
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he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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