Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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