She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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