fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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