OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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