jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Barsexuality is the new black.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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