You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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