Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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