is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
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Vodka?
Forever.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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