Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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