? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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