i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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