Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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