he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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