at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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