Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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