I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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