btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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