This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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