Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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