But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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