i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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