Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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