he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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