Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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