Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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