i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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