Christians are straight up FREAKS
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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