I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We talked him into tasing himself.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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